Contrary to popular belief, Lorem Ipsum is not simply random text. It has roots in a piece of classical Latin literature from 45 BC, making it over 2000 years old. Richard McClintock, a Latin professor at Hampden-Sydney College in Virginia, looked up one of the more obscure Latin words, consectetur, from a Lorem Ipsum passage, and going through the cites of the word in classical literature, discovered the undoubtable source. Lorem Ipsum comes from sections 1.10.32 and 1.10.33 of "de Finibus Bonorum et Malorum" (The Extremes of Good and Evil) by Cicero, written in 45 BC. This book is a treatise on the theory of ethics, very popular during the Renaissance. The first line of Lorem Ipsum,
I'm waiting for the end of this expansion when both sides, weary from battle, come to some kind of peace agreement. While all leaders are gathered in the room to sign the document, out of no where a Chain Lightning devastates the room, destroying both sides leaders, as they crumble into ash. From the shadows appears Zappyboi, who proclaims himself the rightful ruler of all of Azeroth, proceeding to "burn da stoopid document mon". Now enters the 10,000 year dynasty of Overlord Zappyboi, who will crush any opposition by simply "zappin dem all".